if it's not fun, why do it?

Hey Jerry, some reasons why:

1. Because I promised to do it.
2. Because it will help them.
3. Because it will make me stronger and smarter.
4. Because it’s the right thing to do.
5. Because it will make for a better future.
6. Because I gotta earn a living somehow.
7. Because it’s gotta get done, and somebody’s got to do it.

All the reasons won’t fit on a bumper sticker.  How ’bout vegetable companies start printing them on their packages?