Every morning someone is throwing paper in front of a resident’s door. Haven’t seen that happen here before. Three rolls piled up from last weekend. They’ll probably be added unread to a stack and carried to the recycling bin. Or thrown into a garbage bag and tossed into the dumpster. Day after day, trees die for the sake of this mess. The future could be better.
What a familiar situation! But I think you can apply them somehow! If you have no wish to read them – throw the newspapers at your neighbor’s door! I wouldn’t be surprised if that was your neighbor.
If this were, say, the New York Times, or Washington Post, Cow would scrumple up these papers in an instant, hide them under her Topiary and quickly escape to hours of pleasurable reading.
Moo!