After the world-renowned Carnival of Bureaucrats included a picture of a wounded Raggedy Ann, the media has been filled with lurid accusations and fabricated stories. To set the record straight: Douglas Galbi is not a functionary in any bureaucracy that wounded Raggedy Ann. Douglas as a young child loved Raggedy Ann, and they were together for a number of years. He would never do anything to hurt her, although her head did come off when she bashed one of his brothers with his help. She has now completely recovered and is in smiling good health.