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  • Abelard castrated
  • Byzantine wife saves husband
  • Amphitryon & Geta duped
  • Chastelaine de Vergi tragedy
  • Aristotle’s advice to Alexander
  • Empress Theodora: woman leader
  • Tristan & Isuet
  • Xanthippe & Socrates
  • New Modern Sexism Scale

farting

Farting, also known as flatulence, passing gas, and cutting cheese, is a natural bodily function that among humans contributes relatively little to global warming. Both ordinary discussion and scholarly study of farting has tended to be silenced. One common, deviously oppressive saying is “he who smelt it, dealt it.” That saying should be replaced with the more enlightened and awareness-promoting expression, “If you smell something, say something!”

rule of marital common property: husband partly owns wife’s fart

The medieval French farce known as La farce du pet presents a family court ruling, less sexist than normal, that a husband partially owns his wife’s fart. … Read the post rule of marital common property: husband partly owns wife’s fart

farting, equality, and hierarchy: analysis of “fart to your beard”

Farting, a matter of human equality, has been used both to express wind against hierarchy and to assert hierarchical relations in “a fart to your beard.” … Read the post farting, equality, and hierarchy: analysis of “fart to your beard”

believing that his wife never farts, husband nearly loses everything

Husbands who believe that their wives never fart are gyno-idolatrous fools. Their ignorance of women’s humanity could cause them to lose everything. … Read the post believing that his wife never farts, husband nearly loses everything

Swift shows social failures of men’s literature & enlightenment

Jonathan Swift’s poems Cassinus and Peter and Strephon and Chloe comically instruct men in the folly of courtly love. They sadly were social failures. … Read the post Swift shows social failures of men’s literature & enlightenment

desperate wives should try farting to get sex from husbands

According to a medieval Latin tale by Poggio, wives desperately seeking sex from their husbands should try farting, but not too often. … Read the post desperate wives should try farting to get sex from husbands

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