Farting, also known as flatulence, passing gas, and cutting cheese, is a natural bodily function that among humans contributes relatively little to global warming. Both ordinary discussion and scholarly study of farting has tended to be silenced. One common, deviously oppressive saying is “he who smelt it, dealt it.” That saying should be replaced with the more enlightened and awareness-promoting expression, “If you smell something, say something!”
Husbands who believe that their wives never fart are gyno-idolatrous fools. Their ignorance of women’s humanity could cause them to lose everything. … Read the post believing that his wife never farts, husband nearly loses everything
Jonathan Swift’s poems Cassinus and Peter and Strephon and Chloe comically instruct men in the folly of courtly love. They sadly were social failures. … Read the post Swift shows social failures of men’s literature & enlightenment
According to a medieval Latin tale by Poggio, wives desperately seeking sex from their husbands should try farting, but not too often. … Read the post desperate wives should try farting to get sex from husbands
An Entertaining Tale of Quadrupeds, a medieval Byzantine work, shows that interest in penis size and farting associates men and donkeys. … Read the post donkeys, penis size, and farting: their significance to men
In the Byzantine novel Drosilla and Charikles, a couple’s passionate love redeemed a dour old woman who allegorizes college sex tribunal officials. … Read the post Drosilla and Charikles shows college sex police can be redeemed