carmen cancellatum of Optatianus Porfyrius: words weren’t enough

Optatianus Porfyrius, Carmen XXIII, carmen cancellatum

Throughout most of recorded European history, Latin provided learned men and women with considerable freedom of speech. But words sometimes aren’t enough to help men see the reality of their lives. Even if they have read Tertullian, men lacking bodily awareness don’t appreciate Boccaccio’s figure of putting the devil back into Hell. Such men disparage dogs, don’t appreciate what donkeys have to offer women, and refuse to believe that gynocentrism is real. Living within such circumstances, Optatianus Porfyrius early in the fourth century used letter, image, and scale of address in a carmen cancellatum (gridded poem) to bring enlightenment to Roman men.

Deeply I groaned, in sorrow for my Greek friend.
Distressed at what has been done, my mind wants
to tell him everything, so that, reading this secret
message on his own, he will rouse himself in anger
and be able to beat the guilty man and throw him
in chains. But avoiding the many witnesses to his
shameful quarrel (which a husband will not want),
and for fear that the fair woman will blunt the Greek
by and by with her lovely weapons, seeing as she
does — wicked woman! — that the swan’s daughter
Helen lost nothing, but acquired greater fame by her
double adultery, I gladly give all the names: the muse
sings to Greeks; Phrygian husband, believe the song!

{ Ingemui grauiter, Graecum miseratus amicum,
cui mea mens, admissa dolens, cupit omnia fari,
solus ut haec occulta legens se concitet ira,
unde queat plexum uinclis sontemque tenere,
sed uitans multos, quos foeda ad iurgia coiux
noluerit testes, neu candida femina Graecum
mox caris hebetet telis, nihil improba cygni
deposuisse uidens Helenam, cui gratia binis
maior adulteriis. do nomina cuncta libenter:
musa sonat Graecis. Fryx coiux, crede canenti. }[1]

Like Juvenal writing to his friend Postumus and Valerius writing to his friend Rufinus, Optatianus Porfyrius’s implied author in his Poem 23 empathizes with his intimate friend Marcus. This poem, the carmen cancellatum depicted above, contrasts intimate understanding with public standing. The implied author apparently knows the backstory of some distressing public marital quarrel involving his friend. Others don’t know about the wife’s adultery, or at least not the name of her lover. The normative public response to adultery in gynocentric society is to act with the central Greek public emotion of anger to beat, imprison, or kill “the guilty man.”[2] Men act violently toward other men to gain or regain public status. Men’s violence toward women, which is much less frequent, affects public status much differently. If a husband acts violently toward his wife, he is shamed. If his wife acts violently toward him, he is also shamed. In quarreling with his wife, a man’s best hope for fair concern for his interests is to have no witnesses except for close family and friends. No one other than them should know the true extent of the man’s suffering. While intimates can discuss the issues, no one should speak publicly of men’s true position in relation to women.

Optatian’s Poem 23 scales across intimate understanding and broad public myth. In the first of the final three clauses of the poem, the implied author states that he is liberating into public discourse the names of his husband-friend, the husband’s adulterous wife, and her adulterous lover. The second clause evokes both the author’s muse and Homer’s muse in singing grand narrative to Greeks. The specific adultery for which the author sorrowfully groans thus scales to the Greek master narrative of the Trojan War. The Phrygian husband is Aeneas, and, by synecdoche, all Romans.[3] All men must understand the secret message that Optatian’s implied author is conveying to his friend Marcus.

MARCE TEHN AAOXON THN YMNIDA NEIAOC EAAYNEI.
Mάρκε τεὴν ἅλοχον τὴν Ὑμνίδα Νεȋλος ἐλαύνει.
Marcus, Neilos is fucking your wife Hymnis. [4]

Reading Optatian’s Poem 23 requires literary understanding and bodily sense. As a carmen cancellatum, Poem 23 has an interwoven design, probably originally highlighted in red (see above).[5] To see the red meaningfully requires understanding the anger of the cuckolded husband and his fear:

the fair woman will blunt the Greek by and by with her lovely weapons, seeing as she does — wicked woman! — that the swan’s daughter Helen lost nothing, but acquired greater fame by her double adultery.

{ candida femina Graecum
mox caris hebetet telis, nihil improba cygni
deposuisse uidens Helenam, cui gratia binis
maior adulteriis. }

The phrase “her lovely weapons {carae tela}” plausibly refers to lovely breasts like those that Phryne displayed to win acquittal while on trial for a capital charge. Greek literature similarly describes Menelaus forbearing from killing the adulterous Helen when she displayed her breasts to him.[6] The letters contained within the interwoven red design are a Greek hexameter verse transliterated into Latin. Translated into English, that verse says, “Marcus, Neilos is fucking your wife Hymnis {Mάρκε τεὴν ἅλοχον τὴν Ὑμνίδα Νεȋλος ἐλαύνει}.” The interwoven red design looks like an M as in a first-letter monogram for Marcus. Seen rather than read, the interwoven red design represents breasts.[7] Once the text is read knowingly, it communicates non-verbally.

Poem 23 probably isn’t an obscure means by which Optatian delivered a painfully frank message to his friend Marcus. Marcus was a highly popular Roman personal name. In a literary context, Marcus might allude to Mars, the Roman god of war. The name Neilos has linguistic resonance with something worthless, and Hymnis, female sexuality.[8] Those names in the personal message thus have relevant connotations to the narrative of adultery from the perspective of the husband’s friend. Most significantly, the final phrase “Phrygian husband, believe the song!” addresses all Roman men through Aeneas, Rome’s mythic founder. Optatian’s poem creatively addressed constraints and limitations of words in speaking of husbands’ vulnerability to their wives committing adultery.

In Optatian’s lifetime, the Roman Empire was changing its religious orientation in response to radical Christian communicative claims about the word made flesh and communion. Today, messaging and content sharing through mobile smart phones are putting everyone in the communicative position of celebrities in old mass media. Within gynocentric society, these communicative changes particularly disadvantage men relative to women. Men’s relations with women implicate fundamental issues of sense and scale in communication: from the bodily intimacy of lovers to third-personal communication through widely circulating public texts to formal institutions of gendered social structure.[9] Meaning makers today have to be better than Optatianus Porfyrius in overcoming communicative constraints to enlighten men.

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[1] Optatianus Porfyrius, Poem (Carmen) 23, Latin text (with modern word spacing, capitalization, and punctuation) from from Intratext, English trans. (modified slightly) from Squire (2011) p. 222. The Latin text is also available from musisque deoque, and the Latin Library.

Porfyrius is also commonly spelled Porphyry. Following Squire and others, I will refer to him as Optatian for short. In some older collections, this poem is numbered 24. I’ve made a few minor changes to Squire’s translation. For musa and canenti, rather than “my muse” and “my song,” I have written “the muse” and “the song.” The latter pair seems to me to capture significant ambiguity in the Latin. On Optatian’s life and career, see Barnes (1975), Edwards (2005), and Squire (2014) pp. 90-2.

[2] On ancient Greek emotions, Konstan (2006).

[3] Aeneas was from Troy in Phrygia. Virgil, Aeneid 4.103 and Ovid, Metamorphoses 14.79-80 refer to Aeneas as a “Phrygian husband” in the context of his relationship with Dido. That relationship ultimately came to a bitter end.

[4] This hexameter verse is the interwoven text (uersus intexti) in Optatian’s Poem 23. The transliterated Greek above is that of the Latin letters in the interwoven text. The interpretation in ancient Greek of the Latin letters is from Squire (2011) p. 222. In the Latin poem’s seventh line, fourth letter, Squire has K rather than C. That may be a spelling variant in a manuscript. For the interwoven text, I’ve adapted Squire’s English translation to use more common vulgar language for sexual intercourse.

[5] Greek poetry from the late fourth or early third century BGC includes poems written to form a specific visual design. Such poetry was known as technopaegnia. Kwapisz (2013). Attic inscriptions of the fifth and fourth century BGC were written with strictly gridded letters in what’s called the stoichedon style. Squire (2011) p. 217. Optatian’s poetry, however, is the earliest known to have gridded letters with an interwoven verse (uersus intexti). Edwards (2005). Venantius Fortunatus in sixth-century Gaul wrote at least three gridded poems / figure poems: Carmina 2.4, 2.5, and 5.6a. For figure, text, translation, Roberts (2017).

Optatian didn’t refer to his carmen cancellatum with that term. His Poem 22, however, had a uersus intexti that declared: mixta per amfractus diducunt carmina Musae / seu cancellatos spatia in contraria flexus. Optatian’s Poem 9 has the term uersus intexti woven into its uersus intexti. Squire (2014) p. 100, nn. 35, 36.

Coloring the uersus intexti brings out the specific visual design. Optatian refers to his poems as paintings and uses the term “painted page” for a page of his work. Squire (2014) p. 100, n. 37. The online presentation of a luxurious biblia pauperum (pauper’s bible) held in the Bavarian State Library (Mettener Armenbibel, shelfmark Clm 8201) includes a color image of a carmen cancellatum in that work (p. 100). The uersus intexti is colored in red. In the magic square inscriptions of the Tabulae Iliacae, no particular path on the letter grid is highlighted:  “glide whichever way you choose” / “continue wherever you wish.” Squire (2011) p. 205, Petrain (2014) p. 67.

Here’s a review of poems with uersus intexti throughout history. Many more representations of ancient poems with uersus intexti can be found here, here, and here. Dan Koster provides an online exhibit of visual poetry through the ages.

[6] On Menelaus forbearing from killing Helen for adultery when she displayed her breasts to him, Little Iliad Fr. 28 GEF; Euripides, Andromache 629-30. That scene is depicted in Tabulae Iliacae 1A (The Capitoline tablet). Petrain (2014) pp. 7, 202. For a drawing of the relevant section of the tablet, Squire (2014) p. 162, Figure 60, register 2. In contrast to women displaying their breasts, Roman men sought public favor by displaying wounds on their chests.

[7] With characteristic lack of appreciation for masculine sexual response, scholars have failed to see breasts in the design of Optatian’s Poem 23. Edwards (2005) describes the poem as containing “a simple intextus pattern forming an inverted ‘W’.” Higgins (1987), p. 28, sees “a simple mesostic with two wedge-formed intexti pointing upwards.” Squire (2011), p. 221, n. 54, senses abstractly:

note how the hexameter zigzags its way up and down the ten verses — weaving not only the Greek into the Latin, but also the figurative into the verbal, the specific into the mythological, and the new into the old.

Squire in more recent work recognized a portrait of Constantine in Optatian’s Poem 3. On Constantine and Optatian, Bruhat (2008). Okáčová (2007), p. 62, insightfully describes Poem 23 as having a “slightly mischievous strain.”

[8] Scholars have tended to take the poetic address literally:

The poet claims to be giving the real names (XXIII, 9): two senators with the cognomen Nilus are known from the middle of the fourth century.

Barnes (1975) p. 183. Squire more recently observed:

Even if we decode the figurative pattern and find the concealed name, however, appearances are never quite what they seem: is this ‘Neilos’ a real individual, some unnamed Egyptian (personified as the river ‘Nile’ itself), or for that matter an empty rhetorical construct (punning on the Latin nilum)?

Squire (2011) p. 221, n. 54. The name Hymnis (Ὑμνίδα) evokes both hymnus / ὕμνος (“hymn”) and hymen / ὕμήν (Greek god of marriage ceremonies, female sexuality, part of a vagina). The word hymen is attested in Latin in Plautus, Casina 4.3.

[9] Seven of the Tabulae Iliacae, which were probably made early in the first century, have on their reverse sides “magic squares” similar to Optatian’s carmen cancellatum. Inscribed above at least two of the magic-square letter grids is the instruction:

Look for the middle letter {gramma} and continue wherever you wish.

Petrain (2014) p. 67. Cf. Squire (2011) p. 205, which favors a slightly different reading. The middle figure in the obverse arrangement of images is associated with Aeneas, the “Phrygian husband.” Focus on Aeneas is a programmatic aspect of the Tabulae Iliacae. Petrain (2014). In addition, the Tabulae Iliacae present “grand dialectics of the big and small” and intermediality:

As knowingly ‘intermedial’ objects, the Tabulae Iliacae oscillate between images and texts: that is their technê — and indeed their sophia.

Squire (2011) pp. 19, 21. On intermediality in a broader context, Lanham (1993), e.g. pp. 5-6, 75, and Galbi (2003). A relation between particular male and female persons is the central figure in most persons’ lives. At a much larger scale, gender is a central structure in almost all human societies. Medieval literature addressing the Trojan War squarely recognized its relation to men’s gender position. The medieval Latin work Solomon and Marcolf, which shares some characteristics with the Tabulae Iliacea, can help to provide a more critical perspective on representations about Rome’s founding and the establishment of the Roman Republic.

[image] Optatianus Porfyrius, Poem 23. I created this image based on the Latin text. Fourth-century Latin texts were written in only upper case letters, without punctuation and spacing between words. Historical evidence indicates that Optatian’s poems were colored. I colored the uersus intexti (interwoven verse) red. That’s a plausible coloring.

References:

Barnes, T. D. 1975. “Publilius Optatianus Porfyrius.” The American Journal of Philology. 96 (2): 173-186.

Bruhat, Marie-Odile. 2008. “Une poétique du vœu: inspiration poétique et mystique impériale dans le poème XIX (et quelques autres) d’Optatianus Porfyrius.” Dictynna 5.

Edwards, Stephan. 2005. “The Carmina of Publilius Optatianus Porphyrius and the Creative Process.” Pp. 447-66 in Carl Deroux, ed. Studies in Latin Literature and Roman History. Volume XII. Brusselles: Collection Latomus.

Galbi, Douglas. 2003. Sense in Communication. Worldwide: Internet.

Higgins, Dick. 1987. Pattern poetry: guide to an unknown literature. Albany: State University of New York Press.

Konstan, David. 2006. The emotions of the Ancient Greeks: studies in Aristotle and classical literature. Toronto: University of Toronto Press.

Kwapisz, Jan. 2013. The Greek figure poems. Hellenistica Groningana, v. 19. Leuven: Peeters. (review)

Lanham, Richard A. 1993. The electronic word: democracy, technology, and the arts. Chicago: University of Chicago Press. (relevant excerpt)

Okáčová, Marie. 2007. “Publilius Optatianus Porfyrius: Characteristic Features of Late Ancient Figurative Poetics.” Sborník prací Filozofické fakulty brněnské univerzity, řada klasická N, Graeco-Latina Brunensia, Brno: Masarykova univerzita v Brně, 2007, LVI, N12, s. 57-71.

Petrain, David. 2014. Homer in Stone: the Tabulae Iliacae in their Roman context. Cambridge: Cambridge University Press. (review)

Roberts, Michael, ed and trans. 2017. Venantius Fortunatus. Poems. Dumbarton Oaks Medieval Library 46. Cambridge, MA: Harvard University Press. Reviews by Hope Williard and by Lionel Yaceczko.

Squire, Michael. 2011. The Iliad in a nutshell: visualizing epic on the Tabulae Iliacae. Oxford: Oxford University Press. (review)

Squire, Michael. 2014. “Patterns of significance: Publilius Optatianus Porfyrius and the figurations of meaning.” Pp. 87-121 in R. Green and M. Edwards, eds. Images and Texts: Papers in Honour of Professor E. W. Handley, CBE, FBA. London: Bulletin of the Institute of Classical Studies, Supplement 129.

adultery punishment gender-biased against men throughout history

Everyone knows that a gender double standard in punishment for adultery has existed throughout history. For the same reason as for that gender double standard, almost everyone believes the double standard went against women. It didn’t. With astonishing boldness in our era of Soviet-quality intellectual life, a recent scholarly study of early modern France declared:

Whether a husband committed adultery or his wife did, the blame lay with the husband. … We usually think of premodern European adultery laws and the courts that applied these laws as intended to punish women’s illicit sex while condoning men’s illicit sex. This is not how late medieval courts operated. Instead, courts punished men for adultery, particularly husbands, while punishing only a fraction of female offenders. [1]

Research on punishment practices centuries ago is much more difficult than studying what’s going on right now. The evidence for gender bias against men in criminal justice today is as overwhelming as the vastly disproportionate imprisonment of men. Compiling examples of grotesquely unequal justice under law by gender requires a wry sense of humor. Earnest scholars might ponder how modern scholars have misrepresented Blackstone’s figure of coverture and ignored mass imprisonment of men for debt in early modern England.[2] Ordinary folk might just consider a story from medieval Latin literature.

A wise and powerful king had a beautiful daughter. He was very fond of her. Exploiting the socially devalued lives of ordinary men, the king ordered five men (soldiers) to protect her:

he charged them, under the heaviest penalties, to preserve her from every possible injury. The soldiers were on guard night and day. Before the door of her bed-chamber they suspended a burning lamp so that the approach of an intruder might be more easily detected. They similarly kept a dog, whose bark was loud and piercing, to rouse them from sleep. [3]

Putting aside her father’s loving concern for her safety, the young lady sought the pleasures of the world. Her chance came when a duke passing by noticed her beauty. He amorously proposed to her. She readily agreed. She killed the guard dog, put out the watch lamp, and at night escaped with the duke. She was a strong, independent woman who undoubtedly played well the game of seduction.

man unjustly killed

Punishment of the runaway woman and man differed characteristically by gender. A white knight like Lancelot and today’s benighted manlets hunted down the fugitives:

A battle speedily ensued, in which the champion triumphed, and decapitated the seducer on the spot. The lady he conveyed back to the palace

In an adulterous affair, the man gets castrated or killed. The woman gets forgiven. So it was in this story. The woman married a powerful nobleman. She received many gifts and pious advice from her father and others. She lived out the rest of her days in peace as a married woman. Occasionally she surely recalled fondly her few pleasurable nights with her duke-lover who had been decapitated for his sexual offense with her.[4]

The most important challenge isn’t to understand historical truth. It’s to change present injustice.

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[1] McDougall (2014) pp. 208, 225. The same punishment bias toward men existed in Byzantium. While men were punished for sex outside of marriage, “the law, with very few exceptions, did not punish a woman who consented to illicit sexual intercourse outside marriage.” Laiou (1993) p. 219. Stark sex differences in punishment for illicit sex go back to ancient ancient Greece.

[2] Imprisonment of men for debt (inability to pay “child support” arrears) still exists in the U.S. today. However, most persons now in prisons and jails are being held for criminal offenses.

[3] Gesta Romanorum, Tale1 (“Of Love”), from Latin trans. Swan & Hooper (1876) pp. 1-3. I’ve made non-substantial changes in the translation for more fluent reading. The subsequent quote is from id. p. 2.

[4] The woman who committed adultery was significantly punished in some instances. For example, in the Latin Arthurian romance Arthur and Gorlagon, the adulterous woman was required to kiss the bloody, decapitated head of her lover. In Gesta Romanorum, Tale 56, the head of a woman’s decapitated lover similarly served as an instrument of her punishment. Trans. id. pp. 93-5. The gender bias in punishment (who is killed) is clear in both stories.

[image] Salome with the Head of John the Baptist. Caravaggio, 1607. Held in National Gallery, London. Thanks to Web Gallery of Art and Wikimedia Commons.

References:

Laiou, Angeliki E. 1993. “Sex, Consent, and Coercion in Byzantium.” Part Two: Byzantium (pp. 109-221) in Angeliki E. Laiou, ed. 1998. Consent and coercion to sex and marriage in ancient and medieval societies. Boston, Mass: Harvard University Press.

McDougall, Sara. 2014. “The Opposite of the Double Standard: Gender, Marriage, and Adultery Prosecution in Late Medieval France.” Journal of the History of Sexuality. 23 (2): 206-225.

Swan, Charles, and Wynnard Hooper, trans. 1876. Gesta romanorum: entertaining moral stories. New York: Dover Publications Inc. (reprint edition of 1969).

farting: men’s pervasive burden of performance

Man's spectacular skateboard performance

The massive market for “erectile dysfunction” drugs indicates the crushing burden of performance that keeps men down. While diligently securing affirmative consent at each level and appropriate time interval of romantic engagement, men fear that if they can’t perform like a virile donkey they will be ridiculed as a feeble ass. Of course, donkeys don’t have to worry about bizarre prosecutions for rape. But that’s not the only way that men are put in a worse position than donkeys. Even for basic bodily functions such as farting, men are pressured to perform.[1]

Consider the case of Roland the Farter. He lived in early twelfth-century England. In exchange for the right to hold roughly a hundred acres of land, Roland the Farter had to perform for the king.[2] A record of feudal landholding in Suffolk in 1250 states:

The serjeanty, which formerly was held of Roland the Farter in Hemingston in the country of Suffolk, for which he was obliged to perform every year on the birthday of our Lord {Christmas} before his master the king, one jump, a whistle, and one fart, was alienated in accordance with these specific requirements.

{ Seriantia que quondam fuit Rollandi le Pettour in Hemingeston in comitatu Suff’, pro qua debuit facere die natali Domini singulis annis coram domino rege unum saltum et siffletum et unum bumbulum, que alienata fuit per particulas subscriptas. }[3]

Imagine facing eviction if you couldn’t produce a fart at a specific time and place. That’s even more dire than disappointing a lover. The pressure of performance that Roland the Farter felt must have been enormous.

Medieval literature offered men conflicting wisdom on farting performance. In the highly learned, politically transgressive Latin work Solomon and Marcolf, Marcolf states:

Relax the asshole to fart, and it will shake itself!
{ Laxa culum pedere, et ipse concuciet se! }[4]

A medieval French text, in contrast, warns:

One shits when one holds too tightly.
{ Trop estraindre fet chiier. }[5]

The meaning of the latter aphorism echoes the wisdom “Clutching a thing too tightly makes you drop it {tant embrasse on que chiet la prise}.”[6] What is a man to do when his land tenure depends on dropping a fart? One could easily make a stinking mess of the situation.

Men’s natural bodily functions depend on their mental and emotional states. While men have similarities with dogs, most men are more mentally and emotionally complex than dogs. Subtle and sometimes even unconscious fears and anxieties can thwart men’s bodily performances. Demanding performance at a specific time and with specific requirements creates a burden of performance. Those who seek to enjoy men’s wonderful physical capabilities should offer broad latitude for performance with ongoing consent and receptivity.

fear of performance: between rocks

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[1] Of course women as well as men fart. Doubly transgressing gynocentric norms of discourse, Marcolf observed:

A fat and large woman is more lavish in producing farts.
{ Mulier pinguis et grossa est largior in dando iussa. }

Solomon and Marcolf 14b, from Latin trans Ziolkowski (2008) pp. 56-7. The burden of performance, however, is characteristically much greater for men than women.

[2] Roland the Farter appears in the Latin manuscripts as Rollandus, le Pettus, Rollandus le Pettour, and Rollandus le Pettur. Those variants include a mixture of Latin, French, and Anglicized word forms. The English Calendar of the Close Rolls records for 1234 Walterus Fartere (Walter the Farter). The Leicestershire Lay Subsidy Roll records for 1327 Johannes le Fartere (John the Farter). Those names similarly mix forms across languages. Allen (2007) pp. 129, 178-9.

Men have performed as farters for millennia. Early in the fifth century GC, Augustine of Hippo noted:

Some men send forth from their bottom without any stench any choosen rhythms. The sound is such that from that part of the body they seem to sing.

{ Nonnulli ab imo sine paedore ullo ita numerosos pro arbitrio sonitus edunt ut ex illa etiam parte cantare videantur. }

Augustine, City of God 14.24. An eighth-century Irish document refers to remuneration for professional farters. A Japanese scroll from the Kamakura period (1185-1333) depicts professional farters. Documents from sixteenth-century Europe also refer to men skilled in fart performance. Allen (2007) pp. 163-5. The “speaking ass {proktos lalon / πρωκτὸς λαλῶν}” motif was “very popular” in the European Middle Ages. Curtius (1953), p. 435. In late nineteenth-century France, Joseph Pujol (“Le Pétomane”) rose to national prominence for farting. Purjol performed farting at the newly established Moulin Rouge theatre in Paris in the early 1890s. Here’s more on classical and medieval literature on musical farting.

[3] Liber Feodorum (“Book of Fees”) 2:1174, from Latin trans. Allen (2007) p. 18 (similarly p. 171, with one minor mistake). The performance context suggests that the jump, whistle, and fart were probably required to be performed simultaneously.

The word bumbulum for farting is unusual but probably not new. Bumbulum referred to a musical instrument in pseudo-Jerome, Epistle 23 (to the prefect Dardanus), entitled De Diversis generibus musicorum (available in Patrologia Latina 30:214A-B). That text is from the early ninth century. A medieval manuscript written before the fourteenth century has an illustration of a bumbulum. See Bavarian State Library MS shelfmark Clm 14523, image 109. Solomon  and Marcolf 31b has bombi for farts. Some manuscripts of that work deploy bumbisare for fart as a verb at l. 116b. Ziolkowski (2008) pp. 58, 139, 178-9. In describing Roland the Farter’s performance, Liber Feodorum also uses the more common word pettum for fart (unum saltum, siffletum, et pettum). Allen (2007) p. 171.

[4] Solomon and Marcolf 90b, from Latin trans. Ziolkowski (2008) pp. 66-7. The Latin word used for fart is pedere:

Although recorded only once in the fart-filled S&M {Solomon and Marcolf}, it was the principal word for expressing farting in Classical Latin and endured in Romance languages

Id. p. 167. This unusual farting diction within Solomon and Marcolf suggests a linguistic allusion in l. 90b for “shake itself”: crepitus ventris (“shaking of the bowels”). In medieval Latin, ventre can be translated as “stomach,” “bowels,” or “intestines.” Id. p. 147. In classical Latin texts, crepitus ventris is attested as a phrase for farting:

He is even said to have thought of an edict allowing the privilege of breaking wind quietly or noisily at table, having learned of a man who ran some risk by restraining himself through modesty.

{ dicitur etiam meditatus edictum, quo veniam daret flatum crepitumque ventris in convivio emittendi, cum periclitatum quendam prae pudore ex continentia repperisset. }

Suetonius, Life of Claudius 32, trans. J.C. Rolfe, via a learned and instructive presentation at Laudator Temporis Acti.

[5] Rutebeuf, Le Pet au Vilain (The Peasant’s Fart) l. 50, from Old French trans. Dubin (2013) p. 465, where for chiiet I’ve replaced “lets loose” with “shit.” That’s the translation given in id. p. 964 (note).

[6] The fifteenth-century French poet François Villon recorded the proverb Tant embrasse on que chiet la prise (“Clutching a thing too tightly makes you drop it.”) Villon, Ballade de Proverbs, 23, text and trans. from Dubin (2013) pp. 963-4 (note), citing NRCF. A related Middle French proverb is Qui plus haut monte qu’il ne doit, de plus haut chet qu’il ne voidroit (“He who rises higher than he should, will fall farther than he would like”). Hassell (1982) p. 167, M176 (English translation is mine).

A medieval Latin proverb highlights the challenge of performance in farting. Qui pedit dum vult, pedit dum pedere non vult (“He who farts when he wishes, farts when he does not wish to fart.”) Ziolkowski (2008) p. 165, citing to Walther 4:235, no. 24465 and noting that this proverb is “a heavily spondaic (and presumably therefore comically onomatopoeic) hexameter.”

[images] (1) Skateboard stunt at Venice Beach and Boardwalk, Los Angeles, US. Cropped version of photo by Matteo Paganelli. (2) Man looking out between rocks at Matterhorn, Zermatt, Switzerland. Cropped version of photo by Joshua Earle. Both available via Creative Commons Zero license at unsplash.com

References:

Allen, Valerie. 2007. On farting: language and laughter in the Middle Ages. New York: Palgrave Macmillan. (Danuta Shanzer’s review)

Curtius, Ernst Robert. 1953. European Literature and the Latin Middle Ages. Translated from the Germany by Willard R. Trask. New York: Pantheon Books.

Dubin, Nathaniel. 2013. The fabliaux. New York: Liveright.

Hassell, James Woodrow. 1982. Middle French proverbs, sentences and proverbial phrases. Toronto: Pontifical Institute of Mediaeval Studies.

Ziolkowski, Jan M. 2008. Solomon and Marcolf. Cambridge, Mass: Harvard University.

medieval evolutionary analysis devalued men relative to women

Misunderstanding of anisogamy and anti-men bigotry in evolutionary psychology support the devaluation of men’s lives relative to women’s lives. Yet the psychology of devaluing men’s lives doesn’t depend on failures in modern evolutionary thought. Medieval evolutionary analysis also devalued men.

two intertwined snakes

Consider a widely disseminated medieval story of a king and his wife. They discovered under the wall of their castle two snakes, one female and one male. The king interrogated his wise men about the significance of those snakes. The wise men declared that if the male snake were killed, a man would die. If the female snake were killed, a woman would die. The king then displayed his false consciousness about men’s subordinate class status:

“If this is so,” said the king, “kill the male snake, and let the female snake live. A man ought to be more willing to die himself than to permit the death of his wife.” He gave the reason for this: “If my wife lives, she may bring forth many sons who may succeed to my throne. But if she should die, the kingdom would lack an heir.”

That’s faulty reasoning. If the king died, a new ruler would be promptly selected. That wouldn’t necessarily be the king’s widow. If another man were named king, children that the king’s widow had with another man probably wouldn’t have a good claim to the throne. If, on the other hand, the king’s wife died, the king could just remarry. Sons that the king had with another wife would be heirs to the throne. The king’s decision and reason reflect the rule and rationalization of gynocentrism.

From reporting on the Costa Concordia’s sinking to the United Nations’ biased index of gender equality in expected lifespans, men’s lives are devalued relative to women’s lives. Efforts over the past four decades to promote gender equality have largely promoted lies and anti-men gender bigotry. Let’s get serious about valuing equally women’s and men’s lives.

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The above quote is from Gesta Romanorum, Tale 92, from Latin trans. Swan & Hooper (1876) p. 165. The tale’s application explains:

My beloved, the King is Christ, and the wife, our human nature, for which He gave himself to death.

That application summarizes one half of Ephesians 5:22-9.

[image] Intertwined snakes medical symbol, cropped. Thanks to Pixabay for Public Domain image.

Reference:

Swan, Charles, and Wynnard Hooper, trans. 1876. Gesta romanorum: entertaining moral stories. New York: Dover Publications Inc. (reprint edition of 1969).